AIM people are gay.
This is my conversation with some dude who was annoying this really cool chick that I know, possibly more to come of her in future posts..
DyeHead: Hey leave my chick alone before I pummel you into submission
fbf2040: i know you are not fucking with me now are
DyeHead: Um, Yes I would be, you gay ass italic writing neanderthal
fbf2040: dude do you like your comp
DyeHead: Hey blow me
DyeHead: you are no l337 hax0r
fbf2040: because if you do then you best stay away
DyeHead: Dude stop you're scaring me *cringe*
fbf2040: ok just wait
DyeHead: *waiting*
DyeHead: Damn you must code for linksys cuz you're breaking through my firewall
fbf2040: you just wait
DyeHead: I am waiting
DyeHead: Hax0r me dude
DyeHead: Oh did I mention that I work for the abuse department of a major ISP?
DyeHead: Let me just hand your IP off to my manager :-)
DyeHead: The FBI doesn't like terrorist threats
DyeHead: especially when we attatch them to your IP
DyeHead: *yawn*
fbf2040: is that so
DyeHead: Yeopz
fbf2040: you think you scare me
DyeHead: I don't give a shit what I do to you, if I gave you a stiffy I wouldn't care
fbf2040: i have had better done to me
DyeHead: I don't want to hear about your homosexual adventures, this is not story time with Mr. Rogers.
fbf2040: you funny boy
DyeHead: You illiterate boy.
fbf2040: yup that is me
DyeHead: It's good that you can admit this to yourself, a step towards self improvement.
DyeHead: You may go now.
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